Two men are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a highway patrolman. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and â€˜Whack!â€™ the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.
The driver asks, â€œWhat the hell was that for?â€
The cop answers, â€œYouâ€™re in Alabama, son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car.â€
The driver says, â€œIâ€™m sorry, Officer, Iâ€™m not from around here.â€ The cop runs a check on the guyâ€™s license, and heâ€™s clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and, â€˜Whack!â€™ the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
The passenger asks, â€œWhatâ€™d you do that for?â€
The cop says, â€œJust making your wish come true.â€
The passenger asks, â€œMaking what wish come true?â€
The cop says, â€œTwo miles down the road you were gonna say to your buddy, â€˜I wish that asshole wouldâ€™ve tried that shit with me!â€™