Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he
sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "241." "That
is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification
Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!"
Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" to
which the lady answers, "144." "That is great!," responds Albert. "We can
discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"
Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the
man answers, "51." Albert responds, "How about them, Cowboys?"
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