guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, Quick pour
me twelve drinks.
the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them back really
fast, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, Boy you are drinking
those drinks really fast.
guys says, Well, you would be drinking really fast too if you had what
bartender says, What've you got?
guy says, 75 cents.