An immigrant Canuck bartender was having a hard time fitting in. The regulars in the bar constantly teased him day in and day out about how he looked different, talked different, dressed different and acted different than the locals. The Canuck bartender always kept his cool and always had a calm smile and a friendly attitude. Months and months went by while the regulars relentlessly teased the Canuck bartender and he always kept his cool.

Finally, some of the regulars decided that the Canuck might be OK just because he was able to keep his cool all this time. They decided to go as a group and tell him that they were sorry and that they now thought the Canuck was OK by them.

As they expected the Canuck bartender was very gracious. He thanked them for their apology and welcomed them as friends. As a token of his appreciation, with his usual friendly smile he offered "OK, and I promise not to piss in your beers anymore..."