blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming
from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,
sweating and panting.
up?" he says.
having a heart attack!" cries the woman.
rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year
old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in
your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past
his screaming wife, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there
is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
jerk!," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack
and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!"