A
little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing
up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what
her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his
mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The
mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I
have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're
wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why
is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.
"Well
when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and
blows it right back up."
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