A man is driving with wife,
when he is pulled over by a policeman.
"Sir," says the cop.
"You were going 60 in a 50."
"No, I wasn't."
"Yes, you were," says the wife.
"Keep
quiet!" says the man, angrily.
"And you weren't wearing a
seatbelt," says the cop.
"Yes I was."
"No, you weren't," says the wife.
"SHUT
UP!" says the man, really angry.
"Ma'am," asks the
cop, "is he always the rude and violent?"
"Only when
he's DRUNK." |
