cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You've
been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have
to do is ask."
cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and
had to sleep on hardwood floors." God says, "Say no more." And
instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a
tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same
offer that He made the cat.
mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. We've been chased by cats,
dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates,
we wouldn't have to run anymore.' God says, 'Say no more." And instantly,
each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is
sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, "How are
you doing? Are you happy here?"
cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life.
And those Meals on wheels you've been sending over are the best!"