A
mother took her little boy to church.
While
in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."
The
mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word
'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me
that you have to 'whisper'."
The
following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during
the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."
The
Father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper in my ear."