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An
old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper.
"You were speeding," the cop said. "I'm going to have to give
you a ticket."
"Yep,"
the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several flies.
"These
flies sure are terrible," the trooper complained.
"Yep,"
the farmer said. "Them are circle flies."
"What's
a circle fly?"
"Them
flies that circle a horse's tail," answered the farmer. "Them are
circle flies."
"You
wouldn't be calling me a horse's ass, would you?" the trooper angrily asked.
"Nope,
I didn't" the farmer replied. "But you just can't fool them flies."
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