old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper.
"You were speeding," the cop said. "I'm going to have to give
you a ticket."
the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several flies.
flies sure are terrible," the trooper complained.
the farmer said. "Them are circle flies."
a circle fly?"
flies that circle a horse's tail," answered the farmer. "Them are
wouldn't be calling me a horse's ass, would you?" the trooper angrily asked.
I didn't" the farmer replied. "But you just can't fool them flies."