A woman has a problem with her closet door every time a bus passes
by the door would fall. She calls a repair man to fix it. The repair man says
"I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me"
The husband comes from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.
Husband: "What the hell are you doing here!"
Repairman: "Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a
bus!"
