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A
pregnant woman is in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep
for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The
doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are
fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The
woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother, he's an idiot!" Expecting
the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise,"
the doctor says.
The
new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about
my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the
boy's name?"
The
doctor replies, "Denephew."
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