An
Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding
on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,
"Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time
for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The
Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos
one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The
blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna" again. If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."
The
next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and
jumped to his death.
The
Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.
The
blonde opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At
the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how
really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to
him again!"
The
Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas!
I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone
turned and stared at the blonde's wife..."Hey, don't look at me,"
she said, "he makes his own lunch."
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