night last week I was going to bed when my wife pointed out that I'd stupidly
left the light on in the garden shed. As I looked out of the window I noticed
that there were several people in the shed, stealing our belongings. I immediately
phoned the Police who told me that there was nobody in that vicinity and that
they'd send somebody over as soon as they were available.
said "fine" then hung up. A minute later I rang back and said "Hi,
I just called a minute ago regarding a burglary taking place in my shed. Well,
I thought I'd let you know that there is no need to worry because I've just
shot them all."
minutes later a dozen police vehicles and armed response workers were on my
premises and naturally they caught the burglars red-handed.
of the officers said, "Hey, I thought you said you'd shot them all?"
responded, "I thought you said nobody was available!"