One
night last week I was going to bed when my wife pointed out that I'd stupidly
left the light on in the garden shed. As I looked out of the window I noticed
that there were several people in the shed, stealing our belongings. I immediately
phoned the Police who told me that there was nobody in that vicinity and that
they'd send somebody over as soon as they were available.
I
said "fine" then hung up. A minute later I rang back and said "Hi,
I just called a minute ago regarding a burglary taking place in my shed. Well,
I thought I'd let you know that there is no need to worry because I've just
shot them all."
Three
minutes later a dozen police vehicles and armed response workers were on my
premises and naturally they caught the burglars red-handed.
One
of the officers said, "Hey, I thought you said you'd shot them all?"
I
responded, "I thought you said nobody was available!"
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