old cowboy came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.
local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the Cowboy wearily
dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.
cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed
a big kiss were the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up
on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.
I just see what I think I just saw?"
you did, Sheriff...I got me some really chapped lips..."
that cures them?"
but it keeps me from lickin' them."