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Crap

One day there was Mexican,Chinese, and a good American citizen, their car had broken down.
They were walking down the road when a magical fairy appeared.
"Jump over this crack and wish what you want to be."
So the men looked at each other and the chinese man went first.
He jumped over the crack and became a giant panda.
The American man went next and became a bald eagle.
Then finally it was the mexicans turn.He had gotten bored in line so he
grabbed a couple of bears and chugged a bottle of whisky.When he moved up in
line he tripped over the crack and yelled,"Oh Crap!

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