|A professor of chemistry wanted to
teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an
experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the professor while putting a worm
into the water. |
The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in
water could be. He then put the second worm into the whiskey. It curled up and
writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
"Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the professor
Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely,
responded confidently, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."