traveling through the Deep South, a salesperson stopped at an inn for a meal.
When he was through, he asked to use the bathroom. The proprietor pointed to
an outhouse in the back.
taking a decent sized poop, the man found, to his chagrin, that there was no
toilet paper. Instead, there was a small hole in the wall, a slot, and a sign.
sign read, "Insert twenty-five cents and your dirty finger will be cleaned
with the greatest care, warmth and attention."
but having no other choice, the man used his finger to clean himself, plugged
a quarter into the slot, then put his finger in the hole. Unknown to him, a
little boy was standing on the other side with a pair of bricks. When the finger
came through, the lad smashed it between the bricks!
with pain, the man put his finger in his mouth...