A
man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous chinese
detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might
develop. A few days later, he received this report:
Most
honorable sir,
You
leave house.
He
come house.
I
watch.
He
and she leave house.
I
follow.
He
and she get on train.
I
follow.
He
and she go in hotel.
I
climb tree-look in window.
He
kiss she.
She
kiss he.
He
strip she.
She
strip he.
He
play with she.
She
play with he.
I
play with me.
Fall
out of tree, not see.
No
Fee!
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