guys sitting in a bar around a log fire with their dogs and get talkin' about
one says "My dog is called woodworker, go woodworker."
dog grabs a log from fire and with his teeth and paws fashions a beautiful figurine.
one says "My dog is called stoneworker, go stoneworker"
dog drags a rock from the fire front and a beautiful carving emerges.
one says "My dog is called iron worker" he puts the fire tongs into
the fire and gets them red hot. "Now," he says "I'll just touch
him on the balls and you watch him make a bolt for the door."