were four ducks that got arrested while messing around at the pond. The judge
orders the ducks to come in one at a time to speak their piece.
first duck comes in.
your name, son?" the judge asks.
replied the duck.
are you in for?" the judge asks.
I was sitting at the pond blowing bubbles, and the cop came by and arrested
judge said "Okay, send in the next duck."
next duck came in. His name was "Duck, Duck," and he told the exact
same story as the first duck.
his examination, the judge asked for the third duck to be sent in. The third
duck's name was "Duck, Duck, Duck," and he told the same story as
the first two.
the judge sent for the fourth duck.
he came in, the judge said, "Let me guess, your name is Duck, Duck, Duck,
duck replied, "No sir, my name is Bubbles."