Engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks in his records
and declares, "Ah, you are an Engineer. You seem to be in the wrong place."
the Engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon the Engineer
gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell. Thanks to him, they have
air-conditioning, flushing toilets and escalators. The Engineer is a pretty
day God calls up the Devil on the phone and says, "Hey, how are things
are going down there?"
Devil replies, "Things are great. We've got an Engineer and who knows
what he'll think of next."
replies "What! You've got an engineer! That's a mistake! Send him up
says "No way!"
replies, "If you don't I'll sue!" Satan laughs and answers, "Yeah,
right! And where are you gonna get a lawyer?"