A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55
mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at
him and says, "Honey, I know weve been married for 15 years,
but, I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60
mph.
She then says, "I dont want you to try to talk me out of
it, because Ive been having an affair with your best friend."
Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his
anger increases.
She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up,
and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, "I want the kids, too."
The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now hes
up to 80 mph.
She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the
credit cards, too."
The husband slowly starts to veer toward
a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything
you want?"
The husband says, "No, Ive got everything I need."
She asks, "Whats that?"
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph,
"Ive got the airbag!" |
