One
afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he
saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and
he got out to investigate.
"Why
are you eating grass?" he asked one man.
"We
don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh,
come along with me then."
"But
sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring
them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.
"But
sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.
"Bring
them as well!"
They
all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as
the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too
kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The
lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall."
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