Three
men were flying in a plane, when they decided to drop stuff on the town they
were flying over. One dropped a book, one dropped a brick, and one dropped a
bomb, just for fun.
They
then landed, to survey the damage they caused. The first thing they saw was
a small child, crying and holding a book. Then they saw another small child,
crying and holding a brick. Then they saw a small child laughing his head off.
"What's so funny?" they asked him.
"It
was great," he said. "I farted and my neighbor's house blew up."
|