A husband and wife were debating on buying a new car. She wanted a
fast sports car. He wanted a pickup. As time passed on, her birthday
came up and she thought it a great time to fulfill her wish.
She told her husband, “Look, I want something that can go from 0 to
200. Furthermore, I want it to be able to do it in just a few seconds!”
The husband bought her a bathroom scale.
(The funeral is at 3:00pm Wednesday)