Five
surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The
first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The
second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded."
The
third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The
fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...
those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at
the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But
the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."