surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded."
third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...
those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at
the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."