good friends were out hiking one day. One of the hikers stepped off the trail
to take a leak. Suddenly a rattlesnake bit him right where it counts most. He
screamed and his friend came running.
a minute of panic, the friend said... "Look you just wait here and rest
while I run into town to get some help." His friend ran all the way to
town and found the doctor.
"Hmm.. well, I'm afraid you are going to have to cut the wound lengthwise
across the fang marks and then suck all the venom out. Your friend should be
just fine then." The town doctor wasn't able to go to the victim because
advanced age so the hiker asked him to repeat his instructions several times
just to be sure he had them right. He then ran as fast as he could back to his
injured friend in the woods.
Hiker: "Did you find the doctor?"
"Yes, I ran all the way to town and I found the doctor."
Hiker: "Well, what did he say?"
"He said you're going to die..."