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Funny Things To Do At The Movies

  • Wear a top hat.

  • Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

  • Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

  • Clap when the good guy gets killed.

  • Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."

  • During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

  • Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

  • Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

  • Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding.

  • Yell out what is going to happen.

  • Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.

  • Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.

  • Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.

  • Yell out loud, "Stop molesting me!"

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