I have moss growing:
In my garden
B) In my bathroom
C) In my kitchen
D) On my teeth
When I open my mouth at parties, people:
B) Ease away slowly
C) Stuff a live weasel down my throat
I think computers are:
C) Too damn small for the stuff I want to do
I think sheep are:
C) Annoyingly far away from where I live
The Usenet Oracle is:
A pack of weenies who think about "Lisa" way too much
C) Not appreciative of the great answers I write; the Priesthood is out to get
The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is:
Difficult to understand
B) Impossible to understand
C) Clearly from a different planet
D) How should I know? I've only seen pictures
Bill Gates is:
B) Very wealthy
C) Head of Microsoft, which produces some widely used products
D) The Antichrist
In general, people:
B) Don't like me
C) People? What people?
My friends are:
B) People I know from work or school
C) Wearing the same clothing I am
My dream vacation is:
D) In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an unlimited supply of coffee
My job prospects are:
C) I'll never be out of work, you hear me? Never!
D) They pay people to do this?
0 for each A, 1 for each B, 2 for each C, and 3 for each D.
or more: Yep. You're a computer geek, all right.
- 18: You're a geek of some stripe or another.
- 12: Probably not a geek, but watch it...
- 6: If you're of the opposite sex, could you leave a note for me in the personals
column? Please? Hello?