1.
I have moss growing:
A)
In my garden
B) In my bathroom
C) In my kitchen
D) On my teeth
2.
When I open my mouth at parties, people:
A)
Listen
B) Ease away slowly
C) Stuff a live weasel down my throat
3.
I think computers are:
A) Uninteresting
B) Interesting
C) Too damn small for the stuff I want to do
4.
I think sheep are:
A)
Uninteresting
B) Interesting
C) Annoyingly far away from where I live
5.
The Usenet Oracle is:
A)
A pack of weenies who think about "Lisa" way too much
B) Interesting
C) Not appreciative of the great answers I write; the Priesthood is out to get
me
6.
The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is:
A)
Difficult to understand
B) Impossible to understand
C) Clearly from a different planet
D) How should I know? I've only seen pictures
7.
Bill Gates is:
A)
Bill who?
B) Very wealthy
C) Head of Microsoft, which produces some widely used products
D) The Antichrist
8.
In general, people:
A)
Like me
B) Don't like me
C) People? What people?
9.
My friends are:
A)
Diverse
B) People I know from work or school
C) Wearing the same clothing I am
10.
My dream vacation is:
A)
Tibet
B) Europe
C) California
D) In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an unlimited supply of coffee
11.
My job prospects are:
A)
Abysmal
B) Adequate
C) I'll never be out of work, you hear me? Never!
D) They pay people to do this?
Score
0 for each A, 1 for each B, 2 for each C, and 3 for each D.
19
or more: Yep. You're a computer geek, all right.
13
- 18: You're a geek of some stripe or another.
7
- 12: Probably not a geek, but watch it...
0
- 6: If you're of the opposite sex, could you leave a note for me in the personals
column? Please? Hello?
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