"I'm looking for a job as a consultant."
"I'm sorry, we already have enough consultants."
"That's ok, with my experience, I can be an
Employer: "More than we can use already."
As he is getting desperate, "I'm not proud, I can do
paperwork, I'll be a clerk, If you have too many, I'll start as a
"It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for
a person with your qualifications."
As he stands up and angrily yells, "work for you I'd
have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!"
"Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a
seat, we may have an opening."