young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex.
He asked how often you should have it. His grandfather told him that when you
first get married, you want it all the time and maybe do it several times a
day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you
get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are
lucky to have it once a year...maybe on your anniversary. The young fellow then
asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and Grandma now?"
grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."
oral sex?" the young fellow asked.
Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom and I go to bed in my bedroom.
She yells, 'Screw You', and I holler back, 'Screw You too!'"