man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital.
are you grandpa? he asks.
fine," says the old man.
the food like?"
couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."
about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"
problem at all nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a
cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like
grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question
the nurse in charge.
are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old
Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?"
yes," replies the nurse. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him
a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate
makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."