Grenade
| Three men are in a car which is about to crash. They all decided to throw out one valuable item. The first person throws out a rock, the second throws out a pen, and the third throws out a grenade. Their car crashes and they survive it. They all start walking back to get their valuable item. The first man sees a little girl crying and asks her, "Little girl, why are you crying?" The little girl replies, "Someone threw a rock at me!" The second guy sees a little boy crying and asks him, "Little boy, why are you crying?" The little boy replies, "Someone threw a pen at me and poked me in the eye!" The third guy sees a fat kid laughing really hard and so he asks him, "Hey kid, why are you laughing so hard?" The fat kid replies, "I farted and my house blew up." |
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