The Principal of an elementary school went into a classroom and said, "I will give you
all a lifesaver, but you have to guess the flavor because I'm not
telling you. Whoever wins will get a prize." So he gave them all honey
Nobody could get it, so he gave them a hint. "It might be what your mom calls your dad sometimes."
Little Johnny stands on his chair and yells, "Don't eat them! They're asshole flavored!!"