Why its great to be a guy...

- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview
- Your last name stays put.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- You can be president.
- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
- Same work... more pay.
- Wrinkles add character
- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
- Wedding Dress ; Tux rental .
- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- Movie nudity is virtually always female.
- All your orgasms are real.
- You don't have to shave below your neck.
- One mood, all the time.
- Someday you'll be a dirty old man.