Joe was trying to lead a horse in the street, but was having much
trouble getting the horse’s cooperation. A passerby stopped and asked
if he could help. Joe was grateful and gladly accepted.
After much pushing and shoving, they finally got the horse to the
front door of Joe’s department. Joe indicated that the horse was to go
through the door. More pushing and shoving.
Once inside, Joe and the passerby managed to work the horse up the
steps and into Joe’s apartment on the third floor, then through the
living room and into the bathtub.
Wiping the sweat from his brow, the good Samaritan said, “I don’t want to be nosy, but this is most unusual…”
Joe said, “When my wife comes home, she’ll look in the bathroom and say, ‘There’s a horse in there!’ “
“Hey, how many times in a man’s life will they ever get the chance to tell their wife, ‘I know! I know!’?”
