3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the
bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk.
an hour, later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even more intoxicated.
"What time does the bar open?" he asks.
time as before - noon," replies the clerk.
hour passes and he calls again, plastered. "Whatjoo shay the bar opins
clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have
room service send something up to you."
I don't wanna get in, I wanna get out!"