Job Applicant:  "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."

Employer:  "I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants."

Applicant:   "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an 
advisor."

Employer:  "More than we can use already."

Applicant:  As he is getting desperate, "I'm not proud, I can do
paperwork, I'll be a clerk,  If you have too many, I'll start as a 
janitor."

Employer:  "It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for 
a person with your qualifications."

Applicant:  As he stands up and angrily yells, "work for you I'd 
have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!"

Employer:  "Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a 
seat, we may have an opening."

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