|One of the teachers had a kindergartener come up to her and say that he had found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead. |
The student said it was dead.
The teacher asked how he knew.
The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."
The teacher said, "You what?"
He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!' and it didn't move. So it must be dead."