One
Sunday afternoon, a guy walks into a sports club with his pet dog. A person there said, "Sorry, pal. No pets allowed." The man
replied, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and
you'll see." The person, anxious to see what will happen,
turned on the game. The guy said, "Watch. Whenever the Jets
score, my dog does flips." The Jets keep scoring field goals
and the dog keeps flipping and jumping. "Wow! That's one
hell of a dog you got there. What happens when the Jets score
a touchdown?" asked the person. The man replied, "I
don't know. I've only had him for seven years."
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