blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking
for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes up to the house,
rings the bell and the owner comes to the door.
asks the lady what he can do for her. The blonde tells him of her situation,
that she is down on her luck and wants to know if he has any odd jobs that she
could do. The man thinks about it for a second and then remembers that he has
been wanting his porch painted. He asks the blonde if she paints?
blonde says, "Sure anything."
I've been wanting my porch painted, how much would you charge?" the man
don't know, say bucks."
good. Go ahead and get started." He closes the door and walks back inside.
wife asks him, "Who was at the door?" He tells her of the blonde and
her situation and then told his wife that the blonde agreed to paint the porch
astonished wife says, " bucks, but that porch goes the full length of
our house and then some. It will be at least a few hours job. You really should
pay her more."
that's all she said she wanted, and anyway she's a dumb blonde!"
10 minutes later, they get a knock on the door. The man answers the door and
the blone stands there and says, "All done."
a surprised look on his face, "I can't believe it, you're already done
painting the entire porch."
and by the way it's not a porch it's a Ferrari."