Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way.

Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"

The priest says, "Because I'm a father."

Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear 
his collar backwards."

The priest says "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children." 

Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."

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