Once some boys got together to play poker one
night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had
severe chest pains and suddenly slumped over, one
of the gamblers who happened to be a doctor,
examined him, and to everybodies shock, poor Tim
had died of a heart attack.
All his friends didn't know how to break the news
to his wife, finally Johnny said: 'I can be
diplomatic about it and break the news gently!'.
Johnny rang the bell at Tim's house, and when his
wife answered the door, he calmly said to her:
'Tim just gambled with us and lost 1,000 dollars!'
When Tim's wife heard this she said: 'Tell him to
just drop dead!'
Johnny answered: 'That's exactly what he did!'.