was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer. A while later a huge guy
walked into the bar and he went up to the little guy and karate chopped him
in the back. The little guy fell off his bar stool and when he got up the big
guy said, "That was a karate chop from Korea."
big guy went to the restroom and the little guy ordered himself another beer.
About 20 minutes later the big guy came back and karate choped the little guy
in the back again. The little guy got up and dusted himself off and the big
guy told him, "That was a karate chop from China."
little guy got up and decided he wasn't going to take any more of this, so he
left the bar. About an hour later the little guy comes back to the bar and he
hits the big guy in the back. The big guy is knocked out cold and he's on the
floor. The little guy tells the bartender, "Tell him that was a crowbar