Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside an operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, â€œWhat are you in here for?â€
The second kid says, â€œIâ€™m in here to get my tonsils out, and Iâ€™m a little nervous.â€
The first kid says, â€œYouâ€™ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. Itâ€™s a breeze.â€
The second kid then asks, â€œWhat are you here for?â€
â€œA circumcision,â€ the first kid answers.
â€œWhoa!â€ the second kid says. â€œGood luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. I couldnâ€™t walk for a year.â€