lawyer was getting out of his beloved BMW when a car came speeding along
and ripped the door of the car.
the police arrived the irate man was jumping up and down and screaming about
his Beemers door being mangled. The officer gets out and says you lawyers
are so materialistic, really kill me, you are so mad about the car being
damaged that you didn't even notice that your arm has been ripped off too.
lawyer looks down at his bloody stump and says oh my God where is my Rolex.