circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up.
One is a good looking lad in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous
blonde about the same age.
circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is
one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or
you're history. Here's your equipment; chair, whip and a gun. Who wants
to try out first?"
girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip
and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl
and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open
her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts
licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them and rests
his head at her feet.
circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a
display like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and
asks, "Can you top that?"
young man replies. "No problem, just get that lion out of the way."