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After spending 3 1/2 hours motor vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son. I brought my selection a baseball bat to the cash register. "Cash or charge?" the clerk asked. "Cash," I snapped. Then, apologizing for my rudeness, I explained, "I've spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau."

"Shall I gift wrap the bat?" the clerk asked sweetly. "Or are you going
back there?"

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