A woman takes a lover in the afternoon while her husband is working. One day her little boy comes home early and she puts him in the closet. Then the husband comes home early too, she puts the lover in the same closet.

Boy: Sure is dark in here.

Lover: Sure is.

Boy: I have a baseball

Lover: How nice.

Boy: Want to buy it?

Lover: How much?

Boy: .00

Lover: That's outrageous.

Boy: My dad is outside.

Lover: Okay I will buy it.

A few weeks later the same thing happens and they both end up in the closet again.

Boy: Sure is dark in here

Lover: Sure is.

Boy: I have a baseball glove.

Lover: (Remembering the last time) says "How much?"

Boy: .00

The lover buys the glove.

Shortly after the father says to the boy," Lets go out and catch some ball." The little boy says he can't because he sold his ball and glove.

Father: For how much?

Boy: .00.

Father: That was much more than they were worth that is terrible to over charge your friends like that I think you need to go to church and confess.

So the father takes the boy to church and the little boy gets into the confessional and waits for the priest. He hears the door close on the other side and he says "Sure is dark in here" and the priest says "Don't start that stuff again!"